What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:52

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How were cows used in ancient India?
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy